When Dolphins Give Advice
Posted on July 15, 2008 - Filed Under Inspiration
We are all looking for inspiration. Sometimes cheesy inspiration is the best kind. My friend Paul is working on a little project for TELUS and wrote some killer lines that I have to share. They are supposed to be advice from a dolphin. I know. It probably doesn’t make sense without context. More on that later.
1. If you reach for the sky, be careful not to pull your triceps, because that hurts.
2. Never give up, because if you do, you will have given up.
3. The world is your oyster and it tastes yummy with hot sauce.
4. If you’re having a bad day, someone else is probably having a bad day too, so at least you’re not alone.
5. If someone calls you a name, respond with “pineapple”. This will confuse them.
For more inspirational quotes/hilarity click here. Click on the dolphin.
- Christian
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that shizpop is hilarious! im going to start saying ‘pineapple’!!! can you send me a tshirt(s) if they have them…or a poster…or a pencil…whatever, beggars can’t be choosers.
You can order them at http://ronronnemporium.com/ (funnier ones to come too), but I’ll see if I can hook you up.