"We gather knowledge faster than we gather wisdom." - William Bell

Maybe you have an idea (or two). Maybe you’ve just seen one that’s really cool, you want to share it with the rest of the world, but you’re too lazy to write about it yourself. Whatever. Maybe you just want to shower me with praise and buy me a beer.

Or maybe you just want to hang out and find out who the real Christian really is. What makes him tick. Who else is reading this site besides his mom. Everything! Regardless, I love getting emails. They make me feel important.

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- Christian